Turn 40, get mammogram...
Get compression mammogram (yes, they can compress more than a regular mammogram)...
Get a phone call from the doctor recommending a biopsy. (Which, as I mentioned above, came back benign.)
My dear and highly skilled surgeon needs to work on his sales pitch, though. For this is how the biopsy was presented.
"You'll check in at the hospital and be taken to a room to change into a hospital gown, undressed from the waist on up. You will then lie down on a table right up next to a mammography machine. Your breast will be positioned into the machine and held in place while photos are taken. Still in this position, with your breast in the aforementioned vice grip, the radiologist will insert a needle deep into your breast tissue to remove as many micro-calcifications as he feels are needed to examine by a pathologist. He will check the specimens under a microscope, not freeing you from the device until he is satisfied that an appropriate sample has been removed. The process takes about an hour and half."
(at this point he noticed my face had lost color, I noticed the walls moving in on me)
"You will receive valium," he added, as if that would make it all better. Which it did.
But the best part was the benign path report. A great way to wrap up breast cancer awareness month for our home.