Rosie, during a period of semi-hiatus from public life in the past decade, was out on the town with her kids. A woman approached her and asked, "Are you Rosie O'Donnell?"
"Yes, I am," Rosie replied.
The woman surveyed Rosie head-to-toe, spending a little extra time focusing on the middle, before saying, "I didn't know you were pregnant!"
"Yep," the definitely not-pregnant Rosie answered, "6 months."
I love it.